1. The contestants look exactly the same as last year - especially the dumb Jamie look-alike.2. Gretel has the WORST fashion sense. Ever. Put it away Gretel, we don't want to look at your chest.
3. There's no prize money. So in reality, they're even more pathetic, because they'll come out with the house only with "experiences".
4. The stupid secrets! So far, all revealed are really lame and boring. Oooh look it's a white room. Ooh we're all going to be admitted to the psych ward. How fun!
5. It seriously kills your brain cells.
6. That country girl's hideous green eyeshadow.
7. There are far better things to do with your time... like watching ice cubes freeze.
8. There's no uncut show this year, and really that's all most people wanted to see anyway.
9. We don't want to be subjected to another ex-BB housemate trying to make it as a "celebrity". It has just been announced that big-boobs Krystal from last year will appear on the next series of It Takes Two. Enough said.
10. If the ratings are low enough, hopefully they'll axe it once and for all, and we can be free of one crap reality show forever!
Join me in becoming a BB hater, not an appreciator : )
Notes on Glossy Paper
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