Monday, 4 June 2007

She's a Barbie girl

Victoria Beckham must like pushing the boundaries. Just when you think she can't getting any thinner, she goes ahead and drops five pounds. And when you think she can't get any more tragic, she comes out with this little number.

There's two things wrong with this picture:

1. What the hell is up with the arms above the head pose? She obviously spent a great deal of time practicing that little pose in front of the mirror, just for this special occassion. Saucy vixen she is most certainly not.

2. We know you've popped out three kids and still manage to stick to a size zero, but what possesses you to wear a dress that would be better suited to a streetwalker, than a... well what is she exactly?

Mrs Becks was presenting an award at the MTV movie awards, but I wonder what would they introduce her as. Singer? Well, not anymore! Actress? Well she is starring in a reality show about the Beckhams move to LA (riveting viewing by the sounds of it). Or a volvo-driving soccer mum (substituting the volvo for a chauffeur driven Bentley or some other ridiculously luxurious car of course)?

Oh and by the way Posh, the whole fluro bra peeking out of your dress thing does not equate to Carrie Bradshaw-esque fashionista cool, it just looks tacky.

Notes on Glossy Paper

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