I am literally gobsmacked by the stupidity of Victoria Beckham, yet I absolutely couldn't look away during last night's show. I knew she was a bit of a wanker, but seriously, she really is from another planet. The planet of low education mixed with billions of dollars and devoid of any style. I don't know how the producers of the "special" managed to keep a straight face throughout filming. It was like watching a car wreck. A very tannorexic car wreck.
One thing's for sure, and it's that Victoria was made for LA. You can just see her becoming one of those old hag "socialites" within a few years. I don't understand how she thought screening the show in America would help her popularity. If the slamming she received from the American media is anything to go by, she'll soon be the most hated "celebrity" in tabloids all over the country.
I could not stop laughing at her terribly overacted antics - the chat with Perez was the closest she came to actually seeming a bit human and showing off her supposed "dry humour". Her clothes were terrible, the way she spoke to her PA was horrible, and the licence photo pose (not without a bit of lip gloss touch up) was the icing on the cake.
Victoria certainly is a bizarre character, and even more bizarre is her "friendship" with Katie Holmes. Sure, Katie may have gone to the dark side by marrying Tom Cruise, but there is not one itty bitty hint of similarity I can find between the two to guarantee any conversation. But I guess they don't need to talk do they? Just shop.
What did you think of the show? And do you think Victoria is trying to outshine Paris Hilton with her wannabe catch phrase "major"? As in "Look at these shoes. Aren't they major?" I'd love to hear your thoughts...
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5 comments:
I am so usign 'major' now like I'm loving it!!! I LOVED Victoria last night OMG. I just can't get over how skinny she is and as bad as it sounds I actually envy her all that money and SO thin...
Am I crazy?? xx
Ewww I think she looked like a skeleton - you don't ever want to be that skinny gorgeous! : )
Plus money can't buy happiness - look at her, she even has to pay for her "friends" - her hair and make up artists and her hair stylist. : )
True! I am so subscribing to your blog! GOLD! xx
Yay! Thanks babe : ) xx
I watched the documentary expecting to have a good old laugh but ended up falling asleep halfway through. It was borring!!! Poor old Posh seems to have lost the plot, she looks stick thin and totters about in ridiculously high heels. What with no career in sight she really has turned into a desperate housewife. She will do well in LA as she seems to be as neurotic and plastic as her neighbours. Oh and David Beckham's documenatry is on tonight, not sure if I will be tuning in as I am still traumatised by watching his Mrs do her thang; which was saying 'major' about a thousand times.
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